What, we didn't crack the Top #25?

Trip Advisor just released its top #25 destinations spots as picked by travelers.  In the "World" category, the U.S. only had one entry, for New York, New York.

In the "States" category, Colorado got nada.  Sedona, Arizona, was the closest place you losers stuck here in Estes could travel to in order to have some chance of rescuing your failed vacation.
What's with all this money we're spending on Visit Estes Park?  Where is it being wasted if Branson  broke into the top #20?  What, you think national parks are being discriminated against?  Oh, non, non, mon frere.  Take a peak at #23:
So we've got a decision to make.  Either go full-scale tourist trap, or quit wasting money on VEP and broadband, cuz the cultured approach is not paying dividends.  Pigeon Dropping Forge?

Our so-called marketing geniuses and board prophets and Stanley Hotel top brass can't even beat out the Country Western Jamboree and Lint Picking Fest?

Why do we even bother with the summertime hassle and the smiling faces and the going out of our way to help and make everyone feel welcome when our own tourists treat us like crap when it comes to filling out surveys?  Why don't the Ambassadors start wearing tight-fitting jeans and get breast enhancements (just the females)?

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