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Let's play "Guess Who Said This?"  Do you think it was a liberal, a conservative, a young man, an older woman, who?  Submit your guesses in the comments box, and the winner will receive a place on an open spot on whatever Estes Park commission or non-profit currently has lost a member through death or removal through indifference, provided you qualify by being over a century old. Meanwhile, let's return to our regularly scheduled meeting "The Makeup Of Every Board In Estes Park Except For The Token White Woman, Unless It's A Board Comprised Exclusively Of Older White Women With One Token Older White Man"

When you have a $20,000+ special election with results indicating that those registered voters who didn't vote would have had to vote 75% in the opposite direction of how those who did vote voted, the message sent to the potheads is "Don't bring this back anytime soon." When the geritocracy girds their loins, they somehow find a way to waddle down to the ballot box and let the Estes Park young people know that alcohol is the only respected, sanctioned drug of choice up heyah in the holler.  So the Newberrys should open a distillery.  DUIs are tolerated and practically welcomed in Estes Park, it's almost a rite of passage and guarantee of holding your appointed position on the various vanity boards in town created solely to support the wine and hard liquor industry.  We don't need a county health department inspecting food, we need an assigned representative of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms on site making the crucial measurements of lead and

Idaho Springs takes a page from the Estes Park recall playbook, courtesy of the Schneiders https://coloradosun.com/2019/12/10/michael-hillman-mayor-idaho-springs-recall/

Not thrilled with this, but early returns indicate sweeping support for MJ legalization throughout the state.  In 2012. Colorado has been potified since January 2014, and next month will complete the sixth year of the experiment.  Estes Park's Cali contingent and the bed-head liberals (fire one up, Tom Street, and save the world while you're at it) have decided that Pot is Alright and the Kids are Alright and charging for parking is cool, Daddy-O, but the sentiment among the rank and toasted is decidedly anti-refer to the reefer.  Estes will tolerate another 50 breweries and vaperies before one dispensary sullies our tawdry town.  All of you hippo-critters need to stop shouting and touting and start accomplishing real internet routing.  Estes is intellectually sterile and can't field a winning football team to save its life.  But we can sure march down the main street and light it up, right?  Oh, sorry, pay outside contractors to light it up.  Dismissed.