Just so you know

Ken Zornes was in the U.S. Army.  And he is a member of the Rotary Club.  And he is running for Estes Park town trustee.  And he has a dog.  And his dog likes to fetch (or chew) sticks.  All of this seems very natural and organic.  None of it seems posed or artificial, an awkward "let's put on a show" attempt to pack a bunch of messaging into one photo.
What this photo can't show is the "Mountain Strong" sticker pasted across Ken's ass

Ward Nelson is introspective.  Perhaps pondering the career he could have had modeling for Men's Wearhouse.  Or DXL Big & Tall.  In any event, he pauses, looking out from his garage door, perhaps wondering if it is safe enough to drive.  Risk the potential DUI.  While wearing sunglasses.  In the winter.
Black and white for gravity, unbuttoned jacked for casual, garage door track of likely Cambodian manufacture for WTF

Art Messal doesn't like shirts.  Just doesn't like them.  Can't tolerate them.  Has no use for them.  If elected, shirtless Tuesday's will have to be optional.  Pourquoi?  Two words:  Cody Walker.
And the gloves are to keep the skin soft, Clarice?

Barb MacAlpine, how 'bout burning a little fossil fuel and assembling a real f*cking website.  Now.
So if I'm reading this right, Barbara, essentially being all things to all people?

Let's try to keep it real out there, folks.  Yes, the seniors are likely to be so forgetful they'll get taken once again and vote for you despite the fact that you would gladly push the pentobarb if given the chance, but let's at least pretend to have principals based on something other than vanity.

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