Q: Do Prairie Dogs Make Good Pets?
A: Yes. At $150 per (get at least two, because they require constant attention, which a companion prairie dog will provide if you can't stay awake 24 hours a day), you will never find a more joyously entertaining rodent. (Ask the store beforehand if they vacuumed them out of their holes, though, because this leads to grudge-carrying animals that will attack your sweeper.) In my mind, there is not a smarter animal out there. However, keep in mind prairie dogs carry monkeypox, which will likely kill you. Still, they easily fit in a purse, and if you provide them with a hamster wheel, you might as well cancel all appointments for the remainder of the day...
Q: How many live tarantulas are too many to eat at one sitting?
A: Probably most of you will be able to stomach no more than one, especially if you are ingesting them one leg at a time, but American hipsters traveling through Cambodia have been known to down 10 or more fried tarantulas, and not just on a dare. They actually taste pretty good, especially the abdomen and thorax.
Q: Do people actually voluntarily undergo amputation for no medical reason, and do doctors perform such procedures without threat or provocation?
A: Yes. Google “science and ethics of voluntary amputation” if you believe otherwise. In cases where the individual has botched an amateur amputation attempt, professional surgical intervention is preferred.
Q: In high school, did LaMelo Ball really call a half-court shot?
A: Judge for yourself:
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| Keep prairie dogs on a leash, because their bite can be fatal, and people will want to pet them |
Q: How many live tarantulas are too many to eat at one sitting?
A: Probably most of you will be able to stomach no more than one, especially if you are ingesting them one leg at a time, but American hipsters traveling through Cambodia have been known to down 10 or more fried tarantulas, and not just on a dare. They actually taste pretty good, especially the abdomen and thorax.
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| Once fried, tarantulas will be a dusky brown or black, not this vibrant blue |
Q: Do people actually voluntarily undergo amputation for no medical reason, and do doctors perform such procedures without threat or provocation?
A: Yes. Google “science and ethics of voluntary amputation” if you believe otherwise. In cases where the individual has botched an amateur amputation attempt, professional surgical intervention is preferred.
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Q: In high school, did LaMelo Ball really call a half-court shot?
A: Judge for yourself:
Yes, yes she did, twice.
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