Now here's what America's good at

Take the simple starter ingredient "Get off my lawn" and see how it can be worked into thousands of time-wasting T-shirts and fake motivational posters:
Somehow, this bit of nonviolent resistance also ranks high on a "Get off my lawn" search:
In what state do ferns grow this high?

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