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O Brave New World

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That has such SARS-CoV-2 cases in it Larimer County breaches 100,000 Estes Park finally starts slowing down a bit, but still reported over 800 new cases since April (5 months, 800 new cases)

This could have happened in Estes Park

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Meaning our newspaper of record could have interviewed winesses, instead of taking the police officer's scripted word for it. Why is rural Florida light years ahead of backwater Colorado when it comes to reporting real news, rather than sycophantic business profiles? https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/23/us/florida-postal-worker-dog-attack/index.html

Is now a good time to buy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiJiMhuY4k

Welcome to the start of WW2.0

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Remember the Maine https://www.thedailybeast.com/darya-dugina-daughter-of-putin-propagandist-alexander-dugin-killed-in-car-bomb-reports-say

Why do we live in a town

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Where our local government and (toilet) "paper of record" does NOTHING to alert us to the fact that our (failed) police dog (who we had to bow down and worship at the initiation of the silly vanity program two years ago) nearly killed an innocent woman two weeks ago? This attack on an innocent individual happened two weeks ago. Two weeks ago. Two weeks ago. A check of the Trail-Gashithole webhole shows nothing more than the latest Dick Dunderhead column about tractor love and puff pieces on the wine festival. Who thought it was a good idea to sit on this story? The only thing our mayor should be sitting on right now is a toilet, to flush out the hidden agendas and budgetary excesses she routinely swallows for the illiterate, anus worshipping masses. For shame. For shame. For shame. Repeat and wash the foul taste out of your mouths 1000 times. An innocent woman nearly died from a police K9 dog attack, and the town is somehow collectively attempting to spike this h

Surfin' U.S.A.

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Google the California town without a direct shout-out in this Beach Boys hit, but with multiple indirect references. Then you will understand the text pasted below, something the town has effectively K-boshed for two weeks running.

As promised, your Colorado monkeypox dashboard

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Stay up to date on how many locals will immediately deny this is an actual disease that can cause actual harm. Enjoy how, when the recommendation comes out to stop giving smallpox-infested blankets to Native Americans, they start stocking smallpox-infected blankets in their stores. I can't wait for Bent Dick to weigh in and make his prediction on cumulative cases by 2024. Another Nobel prize in physiology or medicine in his future... https://cdphe.colorado.gov/diseases-a-to-z/monkeypox

Why shop local?

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Currently, Safeway has the cheapest gas in Estes Park (Loaf and Jug is 10 cents cheaper if you want to give them all your private information and be harrassed repeatedly by text and email) at $4.69 per gallon, which is about like saying Idaho Central Community College has the 375th ranked football program among division III schools. it is nothing to brag about, and, indeed, makes you wonder if Safeway execs enjoy pulling the wings off of flies, as much as they are raping guests and locals alike. Of course, Estes Park residents are stupid for even bothering to purchase more than 1 gallon of gasoline anywhere inside Estes Park. Lyons is presently 80 cents a gallon cheaper, and right now, as of Wednesday, August 10, 2022, three stations near the main Longmont exit off of I-25 are selling regular unleaded gasoline (85 octane) at $2.95 a gallon. This bears repeating, because I fear some of my readership is too timid to react unless being shouted at: GASOLINE IN LONGMONT IS CURRENTLY $

This kettle of fish is fragrant

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And it is up to you decide if this is fragrant in a good way. 3000 by September or bust.