Barbara Bush dead at 92

I met her husband when I was in Baton Rouge, late July 1981, age 16, and he was the vice president.

Back calculating, she was born in 1926, too late to have interacted (positively or negatively) with William Tenbrook Parke, because he died in the summer of 1924.  [Ed. note:  She was actually born in June 1925, and was a few months short of celebrating her 93rd birthday.  But the whole "didn't have an opportunity to cross paths with William Tenbrook Parke" argument still holds, whatever that planetary alignment means, as it is unclear why the two should reside in the same newspaper, let alone the same paragraph.  But to exhaust every last possibility of Barbara Pierce and William Tenbrook Parke being related or connected in any way, she was born in New York City, and was likely conceived there, and unless it was an 11 month gestation, and William Tenbrook Parke somehow made it to New York and was capable of vigorous sexual activity prior to dropping over in a Denver hospital at the age of 67, no, he had less than zero chance of being her father, or of taking liberties with her as an infant, for God sakes.]