Weather not permitting

Only three days left before Fred's closes forever
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The graphic above used to have a petition-signing event scheduled for 4/11/19 from 10:00 - 1:00 (weather permitting).  Apparently, 27 degrees and a battery-powered Amish space heater does not permit set-up to occur, in order to collect the 350 signatures left to reach the 352 signatures necessary for the recall.  I walked by the post office at 10:10, and no human forms scrunched over a portable card table were anywhere to be found.

C'mon, epcats, your welcome page on your very website says "check back frequently, because this is a fast-moving situation".  So I've been checking back, frequently, and there still hasn't been an update since January 2019, and there still haven't been any more contributions to the cause since early March.  How fast-moving is this attempted coup?  Richard Attenborough tweets faster, and he died in 2014.

I'm interested to see if our Town Administrator updates us next Friday on whether two special elections can be held on the same date when one of the special elections can't actually occur, because it never made it through the birth canal, despite his office's overt attempts to place a finger on the scale (or apply forceps, if you prefer your metaphors unmixed).  Never stop never stopping the democratic process, right Frank-O Spaghetti-O?

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