Hey look, the guy won American Samoa

How many of you poking fun at Mighty Mike can make the same claim?  The funny thing is, last night, before all the results were in but well beyond the potential of anyone attending his rally to cast a vote (in California, for example, unless they were a Stealth bomber pilot), Mike's campaign was still giving away free swag.  Anyone who took this swag should feel bad and return it.  The T-shirts could be used to clothe the less fortunate in, well, for example, Pago Pago.