Anybody got an extra $5K?


I need to sell a couple hundred more boondoggle keychains.  This is just to make you jealous.  While you are clawing for life, gulping for air and waiting for someone to keel over so you can get intubated with their non-sterilized ventilator, the elites will be spritzing some Touchland on their wrists and air-kissing their Swedish Vallhund.  Remember, you could have voted for Bernie.  Now you'll just be feeling the burn at your temples, as you collapse with goo-filled lungs.

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