Well, at least he saved the school district water
In the book "One Big Damn Puzzler", author John Harding invents an idyllic South Pacific island where every morning at daybreak, the male inhabitants visit a particular section of beach to relieve themselves en masse. The beach is referred to (for obvious reasons) as the "Shi**ing Beach", and a visiting American lawyer is initially appalled by the idea of a group dump, while the natives are amused by the American's prudishness regarding a normal everyday activity, as well as fascinated by the gelatinous consistency of his contributions.
New Jersey school superintendent Thomas Tramaglini may have recently read this book and decided to start his own branch of the club. If so, he needs to recruit more members. Because right now it appears he's in some trouble. Or, as others might conclude, some deep shi*. You be the judge:
Who the hell is monitoring a high school track at 5:45 in the morning? Who gets that peach of an assignment? "Hey Lou, looks like we drew the short stick today - We've got to stake out the track all night, and watch for anyone dropping their pants. I'll pack the sandwiches."
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