Don't Worry Guys, Estes Park Already Has Pikas Waiting With Your Name On Them

You may have had certain accolades and appointments and positions and honorary degrees removed because of your offensive behavior, gentlemen, but you always have a pika in Estes Park waiting and ready to be engraved with your name.  We love crazy criminal behavior involved non-consenting females. Heck, we send kids out purposefully looking for pedophiles on a pedophile scavenger hunt, kind of like sending addicts on a search for opioids in a pharmacy stocked with opioids.

Bill, Roman, you are always welcome in Estes Park.  We might even name our new performing arts center after you, if you agree to spend a few days teaching comedy and acting to the kids.

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Johanna writes

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