The cleanse we all needed

Finally.  The Dow was getting so bubbly, it was time to stop shaking the bottle.
You think the positive jobs report, coupled with a fear of inflation, triggered this fall?  Hah.  I've got a four-page memo that says otherwise.  People angry with the release are selling off, people happy with the release are selling off.  The calendar just turned over to February, and Punxsutawney Phil, who is wrong 69% of the time (so shouldn't we just switch what it means when he sees his shadow?  Do you think there's a groundhog union out there who actually cares?), just provided six more weeks of winter.  Regardless of cause, this correction was long overdue.

Take heart, oh ye 401(k) holders of little faith.  That little green number in the upper right tells you all you need to know about how you've done this year.  Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered, trees don't grow, J. Scott Weberhoover just pushed in all his chips on Theranos and Blockchain and polar bears, blah, blah, blah. 

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