Know your non-candidates

For some reason, Paul Fishman is not running this year.

Paul graduated from Johnson & Wales University in Providence, Rhode Island, with a degree in culinary arts.  Other famous alumni from Johnson & Wales include Emeril Lagasse and former amateur wrestler and current mixed-martial artist Brennan Ward.  Word on the street is that Paul has qualities of both.  He wanted to warn Federal Heights about former town administrator Jacqueline Halburnt when she was offered a job there, but, in consultation with Elizabeth Fogarty, decided to wait until later to tell everyone he wanted to warn Federal Heights about Jacqueline Halburnt when she was offered a job there, thinking this would somehow reflect well on him, either as a person of decisive thought and action, or a person who draws attention to his good deeds.

[Note to Paul (you may want to write this down):  If you are going to do something nice without drawing attention to yourself, the preferred two-step execution plan is:
(1) Do something nice.
(2) Continue not drawing attention to that fact until after you die, when one of your appointed friends can read it out loud at your Celebration of Life.]

Paul is beside himself about the "heads up" certain people sent Grand Junction's way, as if a lynch mob had mounted and was racing west to tie innocent maidens to the D&RG tracks.

https://www.gjsentinel.com/opinion/editorials/no-qualms-over-hire/article_cb07e6e2-06eb-11e8-80db-10604b9f6eda.html

Is that a biased editorial, Paul? Does it read like unscrupulous, nefarious individuals from Estes Park somehow "brainwashed" the Grand Junction press?

Paul currently serves as the self-appointed spokesperson for the aborted recall of Mayor Todd Jirsa and Trustee Cody Walker, since every other person responsible has left town with their tail between their legs.  As he wrote in a recent email, perhaps while himself bent over an exam table during a prostate check:  "My position is clear and unchanging."

After three recent failed runs at the town board (including one where he was endorsed by the Trail-Gazette, how quickly we bite the hand, n'est-ce pas, Paulie?), in all of which he clearly and consistently sided with losing issues, it is indeed, Paul.  Indeed it is.