The Moldy Egg & I

Oops.  One major health violation for the Egg & I, the chain whose upscale equivalent now goes by the name "First Watch", as in "First, watch to make sure they don't have any major health-code violations".

The remaining Egg & I franchises are talking about changing their name to "Second Law of Thermodynamics" because of the relationship between unrefridgerated food and the heat of diarrhea.  Or the increased temperature that management feels when they have to explain getting a "good" rating on a restaurant inspection.

We've already mentioned the disappointing flavor of Sweet Basilico under "My Fair Restaurants", and have yet to try "The Stray Dog" which is not one of those food trucks we'd recommend running to, given the name.  We heard this was what they finally settled on after learning "The Mangy Dog" and "Is That Dog Foaming at the Mouth?" were already taken.  Suggesting "The Stray Dog" to your friends would be like suggesting they try "That Funky Smelling Pig" or "The Bloated Dead Fish Washed Up On The Shore".  Friends don't send friends to chow down at "The Stray Dog".