Thanks Larimer County

Obviously, you didn't listen to me, when I posted last week asking you to stop playing games. It is simply that your calculator forced you to round up to 25 rather than down to 20. So we are indeed now where we were last week (indeed, where we were last year, if you take into account how many folks with COVID never bothered getting tested) with 1 out of 4 Larimer County residents having tested positive for SARS-CoV-2 since March 2020. Oh, the stories we will tell our grandchildren (those of us left alive) in 2050, about the Larimer County sheriff at the time being such an idiot he wanted folks to get infected, kind of like that short story "The Lottery" where they stoned people simply because their number had been drawn. Talk about your predestination. I hope our Sheriff Numbskull is predestined to shortly encounter a fire ant hill after an unfortunate honey spill down the front of his crotchless underwear (one of those crazy sex games the various area county deputies engage in after hours, allegedly).

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