Innate behavior and insects

Everyone is familiar with reflexes.  Those innate, uncontrollable, immediate and boringly predictable responses to stimuli.  Tap just below someone's knee with a reflex hammer, await the unfailing kick.  Give a female fly a distracting gift of silk, watch as she invariably allows the presenting male fly to mate with her.   Move a beetle two inches away from its debris nest, watch it return to its debris nest.  Do it 100 times, 1000 times.  Same response.  Maddeningly invariable.  It's science.

So when you tip over the hobbyhorse that is estestruth.org, you can predict, in advance, the response.  

It won't be particularly swift or legible, and will likely be filled with bad words and misinformation, but it will surely be entertaining for as long as you can tolerate it, similar to watching a bear chew at its leg caught in a trap.

Estestruth.org was a parody response to Estes Truth on FB.  The "winner" of that battle was Estes Truth on FB, regardless of whose side you were on, because it accurately read the tea leaves, and predicted and promoted the exact outcome of the school board election.  Having said that, the "have a tip, good for you" dismissive non sequitur of Estestruth.org was particularly mirthsome and spot on, because neither Estes Park nor Estestruth.org really care(d) about news tips.  By definition, they were both too solipsistic to worry about the mess in other people's pants, because they were (and are) too fixated on cataloguing and displaying the mess in their own.

Estes Truth.org couldn't be so predictable and pathetic as to make up and then "doctor" his own fake news tip, could he?

By definition, I don't think you can give news tips to Estestruth.org.  I certainly didn't submit one or attempt to submit one to Estestruth.org regarding the Trail-Gazette, because I don't need Estestoot.org to fight my battles.  Estestoot.org is mad because I pointed out their sacred cow that is Danielle Wolf is really a hollow cow, filled with rancor, presbyopia and bitter gall.  She blew it.  She completely blew the election, and what remains to be recovered from the wreckage is whether she hatched this silly "team" idea, whether she was mislead into it, or whether she really thought Estes Park was dumb enough to let busybodies choose who they served on boards with.  I don't know Courtney Cabernet or whatever to pick from a line-up, but her response to the embarrassing rout, both in print and at the farewell fiesta, raised my opinion of her 10-fold.  She knows how the game is played.  She knows how to lose gracefully, and live to fight another day. 

Truth is, beyond Stacy Ferree, who I only marginally know from the EPH physician manhandling fiasco a few years back, I didn't know and didn't care about ANY of the school board candidates running in the most recent election.  I only care about fairness and whether how someone presents themselves on camera is how they behave and what they believe in real life.  The first time I saw Laura Case to know who she was was a November 2021 YouTube video of a school board work session, to see if the administration was by that time cognizant (as we all were, everyone on the planet was but two of the three losing candidates and the Trail-Gazette) of who actually won the November vote.  As a school board member, I probably wouldn't announce to a junior high and high school audience that I was going to end my tenure by cracking open a beer, but hey, I'm not much of a law breaker, and remain sensitive to modeling appropriate behavior and not encouraging alcohol consumption among minors.  Word is the outgoing board members were hanging how-to Cosmo comic strips in elementary school bathrooms regarding a can't miss dirty Sanchez, and a foolproof get you guy off rusty trombone.  In my opinion, Ms. Case spends way too much time injecting filler into her lips and cultivating that "one lock casually on display, one lock tucked behind the ear" look, and flipping her hair from her shoulder like a rodeo queen wannabe.  I'm not sure if it worked for her in high school, or earned her saccharine false comparisons with Garbo or Dietrich in her college sorority (my guess is, without even Googling, she went to a smaller college, like a ag-based college, with their own regional sororities rather than nationally-affiliated ones, but I'm sure, since Estestruth.org now has a hard-on for me, I will quickly be updated on her bona fides).

In any event, enjoy.  I have always been 100% truthful on this site, and now is no exception.  Estestoot.org is a one-trick pony, and he will quickly run out of things to say regarding school board matters unless and until Mr. Kushner resigns.  Because Estestoot.org is very much correct in reading the mood of the room, and Mr. Kushner is equally incapable of anything but insect-like responses to disappointment and shattered dreams.  

But hey, that don't take no genius.  EToot.org would also agree that a garbled, flighty, disjointed 19-second sign-off from someone who supposedly owned the board and was their next Noam Chomsky is a humiliation.  It's like bringing someone promoted as the next Shirley Temple out on stage and hearing her burp once, stammer a pitchy half-yodel of the first three bars of "Good Ship Lollipop" then run off frantically stage left while trailing the unmistakeable whiff of flop sweat and diarrhea.