Rule #1: Don't let crazy people drive your car


More will be revealed about this story, but currently it makes very little sense.

William McDonough, who lives on a farm near where the CROMA (Colorado Rockies Old-time Music Association) festival is held every year, kidnapped a liquor store employee in Berthoud under the guise of needing a ride because his car was out of gas.

Mr. McDonough's home, according to voting records, is over10 miles from Berthoud.  Why you agree to give someone a ride when a gas station is 100 feet away from the liquor store where you work is beyond me, but why you then allow them to drive your car because "they know where they are going" is doubly inexplicable.

So somehow kidnapper and victim end up in a Sheraton in downtown Denver (two blocks from the Denver city/county building), where he disrupts an ongoing sorority function being held in the hotel ballroom.

Why, if you really have kidnapped someone, would you draw attention to yourself by disrupting a random event being held in the same hotel?  Why, if you are a crazed kidnapper, do you even bother taking your victim to a $200 a night room in downtown Denver in the first place?  Were all the rooms in Longmont already taken?  Was nothing available in Broomfield or Thornton?

Why, during the time Mr. McDonough was disrupting the event in the ballroom, didn't the kidnapped female liquor store employee leave the room and ask the front desk for protection/help/a phone to call 911?  We know this didn't occur, because Mr. McDonough initially was booked on a charge of carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.  That was a result of police responding to the disturbance complaints, not a kidnapping complaint.

Why is Colorado filled with idiots on both sides of the booking window?

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