Hi I'm Erin Udell, Fort Collins' resident Estes Park apologist reporter

Now this is breaking news. 



Naturally there will be alcohol.  Plenty of alcohol.



These kind of jokes write themselves:

"Can I go, mom?  Can I go?"

"Axe your father."



Leisure throwers.  Is that another term for "parolees"?


Are you cut out to be an axe manufacturer?  Are you a chip off the old block?

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