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Remember way back in 2020 when Estes Park had 37 cases of COVID? Ah, the wonder years, when we wondered how many of Donna Carlson's family members were contributing to this total. Now, Colorado has reached another milestone, 37 monkeypox cases, and the general attitude among locals has been an indifferent and frankly concerning "What's monkeypox, and how can I get a federal monkeypox loan to pay the salary of workers I don't actually have on my payroll, or keep the hospital afloat"?
Oh, Bent Dick Turd Ferguson is on Facebook claiming he already predicted in advance, back in 2010, that monkeypox would re-emerge and reach 37 Colorado cases by July 2022, and telling folks you can get vaccinated if you want, he wouldn't, but that is up to you, although he wouldn't, and your are probably a f**** moron for doing so, because he wouldn't, but that is up to you (he wouldn't) - he trained at Johnny Walkers, which is not Johns Hopkins but damn close if you drink enough. Remember, Bent Dick was telling everyone in Guyana back in 1978 the Koolaid was delicious, so your mileage might vary, but he wouldn't, and he posts on Facebook, so he must know what he is talking about.

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