Wes Kufeld must go

This puzzling bit of extraneii included in the DA’s report is proof positive that our chief of police isn’t training officers correctly.

It’s not so much the beginner’s mistake of not searching for these things on your wife’s cellphone, or planting things on her search history like “How do I pull off a ‘Gone Girl’?”, it is that everyone on our local police force knows they will still collect their pension and overtime while in prison. This is part of the introductory handbook.  

If Wes isn’t demonstrating headshots as the faster and less painful way out during orientation, since so many of our recruits will find themselves facing this dilemma sometime in their Estes Park careers, he is derelict in his duty.  

So let’s see, this guy Rose is an evil genius, can outwit our local Johnny Laws because he is always one step ahead of them, yet he doesn’t carry a standard issue cyanide tablet to bite down on when questioned too firmly about excessive bribes from drug dealers (you know, over the acceptable amount), or why the K9 force has been bleeding $2 million every year from payroll despite the dog being dead since 2018?

Run fingerprints on this phone.  Just because the EP blueboys are morons doesn’t mean we can all be duped by bootleg whisky and third grade writing exercises (“Pretend you are a wizard in a land of headless butterflies”). We either had the dumbest idiot in the world as a captain on our police force, who still managed to fool the chief for years and years and years, or this is the stupidest attempt to push something much bigger under the rug in the history of Estes Park storing warehouses of extra large carpet remnants for Idi Amin.