Never let a crisis go to waste
Right, Belle Morris? You and Tom "Get Rid Of Every" Street are going to turn Estes Park into your own private mezzanine. Great, but what was the point of the Loop again, if you are going to turn Elkhorn into a walking mall? Seriously, why are we tearing down buildings if Elkhorn is not even going to be used for automobile traffic?
Hey, while your at it, turning everything west of the library into a footpath, install a couple of pedestrian roundabouts, just for the hell of it. It's not like you're elected officials or anything, or responsive or responsible for the human experiments you conduct at business expense.
Maybe one of the beer gardens could be in your back yard. You wouldn't mind that daily clean-up, would you? Oh, and do you wear masks in your home? Well, thanks for making all of the downtown a crawling cesspool of COVID, not just the sidewalks. We can always spray "Round Up" or something on the streets. And by "we" I mean the taxpayers, certainly not you on the student council with your ideas of turning a town where it rains every afternoon and occasionally snows in June into an open market.
But why should you have to move to San Francisco when you can recreate San Francisco right here, whether anyone besides your circle-jerk echo chamber wants it or not? The world is your oyster. Wait a minute. Oyster shells. What a great material to cover our streets. Sharp enough to deflate tires. That'll teach them for trying to preserve the lone county road that has been a feature of Estes Park since the 1880s. Why argue about a mountain coaster when you can bring the Coney Island boardwalk right down main street?
Thanks Belle. Did you ever consider running for office, or do you have more power in your volunteer position than you ever dreamed possible? You run the world, Belle, and for someone with a limited education and even less common sense, look how far you've come!!
Hey, while your at it, turning everything west of the library into a footpath, install a couple of pedestrian roundabouts, just for the hell of it. It's not like you're elected officials or anything, or responsive or responsible for the human experiments you conduct at business expense.
Maybe one of the beer gardens could be in your back yard. You wouldn't mind that daily clean-up, would you? Oh, and do you wear masks in your home? Well, thanks for making all of the downtown a crawling cesspool of COVID, not just the sidewalks. We can always spray "Round Up" or something on the streets. And by "we" I mean the taxpayers, certainly not you on the student council with your ideas of turning a town where it rains every afternoon and occasionally snows in June into an open market.
But why should you have to move to San Francisco when you can recreate San Francisco right here, whether anyone besides your circle-jerk echo chamber wants it or not? The world is your oyster. Wait a minute. Oyster shells. What a great material to cover our streets. Sharp enough to deflate tires. That'll teach them for trying to preserve the lone county road that has been a feature of Estes Park since the 1880s. Why argue about a mountain coaster when you can bring the Coney Island boardwalk right down main street?
Thanks Belle. Did you ever consider running for office, or do you have more power in your volunteer position than you ever dreamed possible? You run the world, Belle, and for someone with a limited education and even less common sense, look how far you've come!!
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