Would you like your salsa mild, spicy, or roachy?

Excuse me, are these larvae in my refried beans?  Mira, mira:  The latest restaurant ratings are out, and some of the Estes stalwarts have a bit of excusing to make.  In particular, Chelito's might want to stop serving the chimichangas with a steaming side of dog dump.  And Poppy, is that you with the urine stain on your sofa?
Oh well, at least there is always the 49-cent burritos at Safeway.  As long as you don't pair them with the pre-cut cantaloupe, you won't throw up any more than usual.


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