And you want to be my latex salesman?

Hey everyone.  So your saying there is a chance?  Well, there used to be a chance, until dumbmongers like Dan Denning took the floor and said it was fine if everyone died, our economy was more important.

We are done for

This will shortly be over in London, because only 3000 people are currently on ventilators.  2000 or so of those folks will die, and then others will be put on ventilators to take their place.  But it is vital that Pizza Hut be open across our great land, not just for delivery, but for dine-in.  Because we as Americans have forgotten how to take care of ourselves, and only know how to bitch and complain about others, about how unfair it is when other people have something we don't.  Brazil has 200,000 deaths?  Brazil, the armpit cesspool witch doctor capital of the world?  We'll show you, Brazil.  We'll see those 200K and raise you 200K more.  Because we didn't have slaves and denigrate women and immigrants for the past four centuries just to be like everyone else.  We are #1 and we need to be treated like #1.  Kill them all, those who disagree with our ingrained selfish necessity to do exactly the opposite of what saves lives.  

R.I.P. America.  If we want to continue as a country, all the Dan Dennings gumming up the works need to strongly consider taking their toxic sludge elsewhere.  Brazil is going to have plenty of empty houses soon, and Dan doesn't believe in fumigation, except when it involves fumigating those over 80 years old with a blast of COVID-19.