Get busy. These headlines aren't going to write themselves.

Jeffrey Toobin is probably, or was probably, the most gifted legal mind on CNN.  That isn't saying much, because the competition was, what?, Alan Dershowitz?, but Jeffrey definitely thought a lot of himself, and, apparently, finally got caught worshipping at his own altar.  

The "I didn't know the gun was loaded" defense has rarely elicited anything but groans, so why did he even bother making excuses about thinking his Zoom was on "mute", as if the fapping, grunting noises contributed in any way to his demise .  Those "Oh-Ohs" could always be brushed off as faked (Harry Met Handy), so I'm guessing there are some visuals, which we will all be exposed to shortly.

I'm also guessing most males reading this (save Anthony Weiner) will not be willing to grant the "there, but for the grace of God, go I" sympathy nod.  You get caught waxing the dolphin off camera, never with film rolling, unless it is intentional, a cry for help, or so ingrained you can't control yourself.  The man is way past old enough to know better or require the release, but a few weeks in some designer sex addiction clinic will rehabilitate him.   Except he won't ever appear on network or mainstream television again.  Ask Matt Lauer and Louis C.K. how that tool show works.