Chad Kelly - Cat Burglar?

She was really scared.  By a stranger sitting on her couch at 1:00 a.m. in the morning.  After walking through a locked door.
How is it that Chad Kelly gets into a locked home at 1:00 a.m. in the morning?

How is it a mother and child were sitting in the living room at 1:00 a.m. in the morning?  Was the kid a fan of the Late Late Late Late Show with Rowan Atkinson?

How is it that a mother allowed Chad Kelly to sit down anywhere in her home without running out of the house or into another room, or, if he truly was mumbling and stumbling, just clawing his eyes out?

How is it that a hollow aluminum tube drove a professional football player out of someone's home, the same professional football player who took on a professional bouncer outside a nightclub?

If Chad Kelly is cut by the Broncos, he has an excellent change of being hired on by a door-to-door magazine subscription service.

Imagine, he can walk through unlocked doors at 1:00 a.m. in the morning.

There are too many questions swirling around this story.  This gentleman's husband is clearly an Oakland Raiders fan, because he would have been set for life at Broncos home games if he elected not to press charges.  I mean, the man, a professional football player, was docile enough to leave after being hit with the aluminum tube you connect to the vacuum nozzle.

Chad Kelly - R. Kelly.  Separated at birth?

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