Skytrax names 2019's top ten airlines
I feel sorry for those of you who only know U.S. domestic airlines, none of which cracked the top 10 this year (and have rarely cracked the top 10 in prior years).
To fly business class in a Singapore or Qantas airplane over an ocean is like being welcomed into a luxurious spa, or given a pass key to a harem of constantly requited kindness. On American, you have to pay $5 to see a couple episodes of "Father Knows Best" with the captain constantly interrupting to let you know the wing is on fire. On Cathay Pacific, you get noise-cancelling headphones and unlimited access to first-run movies, plus a Michelin 2-star meal about every three hours, including all the wine and cognac you desire.
But keep on flying Southwest, suckas.
Surprisingly, United's biplane service to O'Hare (circling for seven hours before landing with no food or drink) was not ranked among the top airlines for customer satisfaction |
But keep on flying Southwest, suckas.
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