Christ. Grand County doesn't even aspire to be Estes?

Here were are not wanting to be like Vail (and never having the slightest chance in hell of being like Vail) and Grand County doesn't want to be like us?
That's Grand County.  On the left.  Ignoring us.

 Grand County is all of 15,000 people, spread out over just under 2000 square miles.  (Rocky Mountain National Park is around 360 square miles) . That's about 7 people per square mile, or about 100 acres per person.  I guess we all need to have someone to aspire not to be, but why lump Estes Park in with Steamboat and Summit County?
So Estes Park really can't have agriculture (except for cattle ranching and lettuce) because of the short growing season, but, seriously, Grand County, home to the guy who leveled most of the buildings in the civic section of their largest metropolis with his "Killdozer", home to Estes Park's twin on the other side of the divide, Grand County don't want to be us?  That's like Dwight Schrute saying he doesn't want to be Rick Moranis.  Who cares who you don't want to be?  Why can't you not be Vail like we can't be Vail (and don't want to be Vail, which is like Kathy Griffin saying she doesn't want to be Bebe Rexha)?  Why can't you just go along with the tired Mad Libs entries we create for ourselves year after year after year?

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