Sad panda hospital board
We live in a town with members incapable of speaking in public without first apologizing, then droning on and on when they get to the microphone, taking five minutes to say what could be said in one, while the audience laughs nervously in support, and at the end of the exercise, we are all so proud we somehow feel like we deserve to wear the big boy pants. Thank god these meetings aren't open to outside observers from larger towns, or actual media, or even Parkland High School seniors, because they would give major side eye - The ballots still haven't arrived, the first quarter financials were awful (but expected, so that makes it okay - "Look, I know our entrepreneurial dog mouthwash business declared bankruptcy this quarter, guys, but we predicted it would, so our shareholders will understand, won't they?"), Larry gets pre-scripted questions from board members to counter the notion their third party attorney was somehow anything but impartial, yet can...