Increasingly, the freedoms espoused by anti-vaxxers include the freedom to die

Remember when our beloved (?) weekly columnist on all things health-related, Debbie "Does" Holmes of Med-Ex, said that no one who was healthy would die of COVID-19?  That was back in March of 2020, when she was bitching about the state shuttering her workout facility and steroid abuse hotline for wayward ex-cheerleaders.  That Little Debbie is still writing weakly (sic) about health is a testament to the stupidity of the Trail-Gazette editorial board and their desperate need to plug the gaping holes in their paper with anything remotely approaching even grade school-level discourse.  

In any event, 850,000 U.S. deaths later (certainly some of which involved otherwise healthy people, healthy, that is, until they died), we have exhibit 94,000C, a 46-year-old seemingly otherwise vibrant Holmesian named Kelly Ernby just somehow inexplicably up and dying.  

Such a bright light on the political horizon, such a waste of bespoke tailoring, $250 highlights, and the prominent virtue signaling of someone suffering for our sins, hung in the cleft where hungry eyes dare not wander.

Was Kelly Ernby vaccinated?  Who knows?  According to Kelly Ernby, vaccination is an issue between patient and doctor, meaning a non-issue, since otherwise healthy people like Kelly Ernby had no earthly reason to consult with a doctor.  They know more than doctors, remember?  They were gifted from above with the preternatural ability to know what will kill people and what maladies are to be laughed at and ignored.

Anyhoo, as we await the inevitable monument to those we lost too soon, especially Republicans who kept the cosmetic surgery and dental implant industry gainfully employed, here are some painful cuts from her Los Angeles Times obit: