Hear hear

Are you ready to have your mind blown?  The Estes Park Trail-Gazette photographer just happened to be standing outside the clerk's office at the very instant the petition circulators showed up to drop their petition off

The following partial post, from someone identifying himself/herself as "77COD" is the work of a genius.  You could never sit down and willfully craft something so brilliant, no matter how many monkeys you had helping you on an infinite number of typewriters.  The author has a future in writing, or wiring, or involuntary commitment, or something.  Look at this masterpiece of a sentence:

This is a family welcome community and to allow drugs to be blatantly sold is unconscious able. 

 Go to the eptrail website to see the word explosion in its entirety (as if an attempt were made to reassemble "Hamlet" from the remnants of dictionary pages wrapped around an explosive detonated in a dumpster), but just ponder that perfectly encapsulated opinion for a few seconds.

 "This is a family welcome community".  Diagram that partial sentence, if you please:  "a family welcome community" is the subject complement, with community obviously serving as the noun, and welcome the adjective (I guess?).  Or is "family-welcome" an (invented?) compound adjective?  It is an ethnographic puzzle, to be sure, possibly reflective of the author's marine background(?), or familiarity with peyote.

 But what we are all drawn to ponder with a mix of awe and befuddlement is the chalk outline around "unconscious able", derived from the Sanskit "able to be unconscious", a descriptive often applied to those higher organisms with self-awareness, for example, three-point shooters who just can't miss.  

 No wordsmith in a five-county area with unlimited access to methamphetamines could generate experimental prose to match "unconscious able".  77COD can walk away from "unconscious able" with the pride of bestowing upon the English-language an intricate indecipherable treasure, kind of like when the guy before you takes a burrito dump in an unflushable toilet.

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