Space Needle Fireworks Coming to Estes Park

Visit Estes Park is happy to announce that the Seattle fireworks display which in times past has been the highlist of New Year's Eve in the Emerald City is moving to Estes Park. "We just wanted to keep the same vibe going in a totally different location, dudes," VEP advisor Scott Handerburger was quoted as saying from high atop temporary scaffolding erected in Bond Park. "Naturally, we will have to build an exact replica of the Space Needle, but as long as the funky vibe is maintained, it's all good," he added, lighting up a giant doobie. As this article went to press, indications were that Estes Park was also in the running to host America's Cup, as long as it promised to construct an ocean nearby.

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