Estes Park PD requests help on identifying potential criminals

The Estes Park Police Department is having some trouble distinguishing the good guys from the bad guys, and so provided this "help wanted" poster assembled from in-store security cameras for suspects in two recent hypocrisies, umm, robberies, something.  Eye patch may be wishful thinking.  

One of these things is not like the other.  One of these things just doesn't belong.

If you have any information about how stairs can be made safer so that spouses aren't constantly falling down them, you can remain anonymous, hell, you can commit "victimless" crimes of your own for years and years without repercussions, provided you drink heavily and agree to black out frequently.


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Johanna writes

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