No big deal, glad we have the pika sculptor on speed dial

Slots are rapidly filling up around our various local athletic venues for pikas, but certainly we can make room for a guy who had sexual relations with a 14-year-old, eerily similar to Charley Dickey's favorite pedophile William T. Parke.
I'm sure Mr. Wetteland will be found innocent and this is all a big misunderstanding.  Maybe they have his penis in the 14-year-old confused with another Mt. Wetteland in another 14-year-old.

Disgusting, isn't it.  Sure wish we could convince our town administrator there are no good pedophiles.

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