Lethal weapon?

Do you have a license for that?

The new defensive weapon of choice, apparently, is the vacuum cleaner, which is in the news for the second time in as many weeks.  Remember how that poor Englewood couple fought off intruder Chad Kelly with the aluminum tube from their vacuum cleaner back in late October?  Now we have a guy who singlehandedly stopped the Tallahassee shooter by clocking him with the canister from a nearby vacuum, and when that only slowed him down, grabbed another cleaning appliance (a broom) to finish him off.


Let's hear it for the NVA (National Vacuum Association) which has somehow managed to get one of these bad boys into the vast majority of homes and workplaces, despite there being no constitutional provision guaranteeing every citizen's right to own and use a sweeper.  Forget the Tanner Gun Show, I'm heading to my nearest Electrolux dealer to protect my property and loved ones.

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